7 Seconds Of Love

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7 Seconds Of Love Bio At the dawn of the new millennium a revolution was underway which would change the world for ever. Joel and Alex Veitch from rathergood.com were men on a mission. Men wild-eyed with the crazed pursuit of their obsession. Men who loved the moon, U-Boats and Zeppelins. But above all else, men who loved kittens. Kittens.. OF ROCK! Their mission to subjugate the world to the utopian kitteny vision of the future was well underway, but there was one ingredient missing. And that missing ingredient was...... the unstoppable, unbelievable power of rocksteady skanking ska punk pop beats. Unbeknownst to them, at the same time four battle-hardened, bloodied and weary gaijin Warriors Of Rock staggered from Japan to the shores of Great Britain. Exactly like the Seven Samurai, but with less Samurais. And less swords And more musical instruments. (And also they weren't actually Japanese like the 7 Samurai were). Through some kind of malevolent alignment in the heavens, the paths of the Veitch brothers crossed with that of this great musical force of gaijin samurai, lying dormant without a singer or keys player like a hibernating bear. A hibernating bear THE SIZE OF THE FUCKING MOON! And so was born the most mighty and fearsome incarnation of the Spirit Of Ska ever seen in history. For this was the genesis of the Ska Punk Pop kickass mayhem sensation destined to rock the entire globe. To Rock Its Face. To Rock the entirety of creation RIGHT IN THE FUCK. HARD! For this was the genesis of 7 Seconds Of Love. A drummer was hewn, with hammers, from the purest skankonium, and brought to life using the sinister power of Joel's brain. This was a drummer who plays with a warhammer and battleaxe for sticks, and is a master of renaissance harmony: the 7SoL sound was complete. When Joel wielded his mighty Microphone, and his Nom de Rock, “Stallion Explosion,” was bestowed on him by the Ancient Mystical Goddess of Ska Punk, the firmament shifted and a new era in the history of mankind trembled into existence. The fearsome warriors of this terrifying Golden Horde of Kickass are: Joel Veitch aka “Stallion Explosion” - lead vocals MMVM aka Oom Voom on keyboard Love Tubes aka Macro Ed on trumpet Chaynsaw on sax Cap'n Pat aka Skipper aka Admirable Skiptard on guitar Bass Cadet aka Bearslayer aka Kelp Giant on bass Skankhammer aka Micro Ed on drums www.7secondsoflove.com

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Nov 08 2008, 03:22 AM

How come kelp isn't on here or itunes?
Jul 16 2008, 08:18 PM

THE 1ST DRINK OF THE DAY! *burp* I just had mine. Maybe I shouldn't live my life based on the mores condoned in the songs of British SKA bands.
Jul 02 2008, 11:55 AM

I loooove the song Submarine! It's so relaxing and like all of your songs, just AWESOME! greetings from switzerland =)
Jul 02 2008, 11:55 AM

I loooove the song Submarine! It's so relaxing and like all of your songs, just AWESOME! greetings from switzerland =)
May 20 2008, 12:53 PM

how come winners isnt on ther? thats an awesome song - its the 1st 1 i herd... the twister vids not on ther either. tut tut, this won't do at all
Apr 03 2008, 12:33 PM

You are truly wonderful... The new recording of 'Love Me Like You Used To' is so good I nearly had kittens when I heard it for the first time... Skank onwards my brothers!
Jan 10 2008, 07:21 PM

you chaps oh you chaps, bluming awesome. nice one, skatastic genius.
Dec 27 2007, 10:54 AM

you should put Kelp and Submarine up.