7 Seconds Of Love Bio
At the dawn of the new millennium a revolution was underway which would change the world for ever.
Joel and Alex Veitch from rathergood.com were men on a mission. Men wild-eyed with the crazed pursuit of their obsession. Men who loved the moon, U-Boats and Zeppelins. But above all else, men who loved kittens. Kittens.. OF ROCK!
Their mission to subjugate the world to the utopian kitteny vision of the future was well underway, but there was one ingredient missing. And that missing ingredient was...... the unstoppable, unbelievable power of rocksteady skanking ska punk pop beats.
Unbeknownst to them, at the same time four battle-hardened, bloodied and weary gaijin Warriors Of Rock staggered from Japan to the shores of Great Britain. Exactly like the Seven Samurai, but with less Samurais.
And less swords
And more musical instruments. (And also they weren't actually Japanese like the 7 Samurai were).
Through some kind of malevolent alignment in the heavens, the paths of the Veitch brothers crossed with that of this great musical force of gaijin samurai, lying dormant without a singer or keys player like a hibernating bear. A hibernating bear THE SIZE OF THE FUCKING MOON!
And so was born the most mighty and fearsome incarnation of the Spirit Of Ska ever seen in history. For this was the genesis of the Ska Punk Pop kickass mayhem sensation destined to rock the entire globe. To Rock Its Face. To Rock the entirety of creation RIGHT IN THE FUCK. HARD!
For this was the genesis of 7 Seconds Of Love.
A drummer was hewn, with hammers, from the purest skankonium, and brought to life using the sinister power of Joel's brain. This was a drummer who plays with a warhammer and battleaxe for sticks, and is a master of renaissance harmony: the 7SoL sound was complete.
When Joel wielded his mighty Microphone, and his Nom de Rock, “Stallion Explosion,” was bestowed on him by the Ancient Mystical Goddess of Ska Punk, the firmament shifted and a new era in the history of mankind trembled into existence. The fearsome warriors of this terrifying Golden Horde of Kickass are:
Joel Veitch aka “Stallion Explosion” - lead vocals
MMVM aka Oom Voom on keyboard
Love Tubes aka Macro Ed on trumpet
Chaynsaw on sax
Cap'n Pat aka Skipper aka Admirable Skiptard on guitar
Bass Cadet aka Bearslayer aka Kelp Giant on bass
Skankhammer aka Micro Ed on drums
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