madamamadmanmaladaptivemannersgonenanners:
"I was twenty, working three jobs in the summer in the hamptons. Al I can say is three young girls, late night after work, full moon, asparagus beach streaking moon goddesses. Hot tub with ivy league creeps..."
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madamamadmanmaladaptivemannersgonenanners:
"I was twenty, working three jobs in the summer in the hamptons. Al I can say is three young girls, late night after work, full moon, asparagus beach streaking moon goddesses. Hot tub with ivy league creeps that spoke half the night in iambic pentameter. 2 am, and they are running like wild men to their cars. Mom saves the day. Not my mom, yet thank you Je**s, Ivy leaguers are the sleaziest!"