Once upon a time there was a man, John who made music and met another man, David who also made music. Their eyes met across a smoky room one stormy December night and they instantly knew they were made for each other, I'm presuming exclusively music wise but I ain't asking all the same. Together they made wonderful, magical music however, something was missing. They both knew it deep in their hearts although they never spoke about it. One breezy summer evening as John and David skipped hand in hand down a dusty country road a fierce bright light emerged from the sky and shone down upon the road ahead. David and John watched in awe as a figure materialized from the light and slowly approached them. As the figure came into view they could see it was a woman of average looks and munchkin height and she suddenly began to sing. And my, her voice filled the silence around them like....something being filled, and they instantly knew she was the missing link (not the missing link between man and ape but the missing link in their music). From then on anyone who heard their music became aglow with love and peace. Oh yeah and then Wayne joined the band.