65,000 years ago the first man dropped out of a tree and started land dwelling. It was hard at first, but thanks to opposable thumbs man began to kill everything in sight, including each other. Soon after that, DeepSeaSwimmers began recording in a small but well-appointed basement studio. They soon found that their mortal enemy, men of the tribe Major Label, wanted nothing to do with them. In fact the tribe was trying to kill them and their original style music. So the band decided to record for their own pleasure and blow giant wads of snot at their enemy. The enemy just laughed and made millions on Rap Music. Today the band enjoys their anonymity, records cool stuff and laughs a lot. Their new release is due any year now.