Dave and Christian met at a telemarketing sweat shop when Christian was singing for some other band and Dave didn't have a life. A couple years later, Dave got into a major University and started recording stuff, and asked Christian to do some singing. They also took a picture once. That's it right there. If they look angry, that's because they probably were. There's a lot of anger, but mostly Christian takes prescription drugs to hide the effects. Dave also likes bananas and furry things.