Happy Harry Hardon - Did you ever get the feeling that everything in Canada is completely fucked up. You know that feeling that the whole country is like one inch away from saying 'That's it, forget it.' You think about it. Everything is polluted. The environment, the government, the schools you name it. Speaking of schools. I was walking the households the other day and I asked myself. Is there life after high school? Because I can't face tomorrow, let alone a whole year of this shit. Yeah, you got it folks. It's me again with a little attitude for all you out here and waiting for Atlanta. All you nice people living in the middle of America the beautiful. Lets see, we're on er 92 FM tonight and it feels like a nice clean little band so far. No one else is using it. The price is right. Heh, heh. And yes folks you guest it. Tonight I am as horny as a ten peckerd house, so stay tuned because this is Happy Harry Hardon reminding you to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.. Murdock - Mr. Travis, Louis Travis. It's just for a second. Mr Woodward - So, I'll pick you up after your yearbook. Paige Woodward - Okay, dad. Mr Woodward - And no big dates tonight, you have to be well rested for your History exam tomorrow. Paige - Okay. Mazz - Yo Paige, anytime anywhere beautiful. Mr. Paige. Nora Diniro - Oh, Miss Paige Woodward arriving. Janie - So rich, so smart. Nora - So perfect. Murdock - Cheryl, good to see you. You're going to see the principal this morning. Cheryl - Can you tell me what this is about. Murdock - We'll see. Excuse Misses Creswood. Luis Chavez - Yes. Nora - Check this out. Janie - What is it? Nora - It's this guy. He's got a pirate radio station. Hiss name is Happy Harry Hardon, or...HHH as he's known. He's a total sex maniac.