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  Dec 04 2008, 01:25 PM

  I'll never forget the first time I heard Inhale Mary. I was in a hardware store and some dude named bob was humming a catchy tune so i said, "dude, what's that your humming?" and he said, "why it's Inhale Mary, my jolly fat fellow!" I forgot about it until my friend M.A. Mahoney became president of a record company. He had a crate of CD's leftover from his trip to Pakistan where he had tried to swap them for "medecine", and started giving them away to his friends and business associates as pr... More... I'll never forget the first time I heard Inhale Mary. I was in a hardware store and some dude named bob was humming a catchy tune so i said, "dude, what's that your humming?" and he said, "why it's Inhale Mary, my jolly fat fellow!" I forgot about it until my friend M.A. Mahoney became president of a record company. He had a crate of CD's leftover from his trip to Pakistan where he had tried to swap them for "medecine", and started giving them away to his friends and business associates as presents. I forgot about it until one day, I was in Pier I Imports, and I saw these shiny coasters. I went over and realized they were InHale MAry cd's! Disheartened and somewhat scandalized at such an ignominious ending to art, I called my friend M.A. Mahoney and sought to better understand. I got that one from Steven Covey but nevertheless, Mahoney was not impressed, or at least unresponsive to my objections. So much so, that I went home and vented my outrage with a vigorous session of air guitar. In some way, I felt this demonstration had restored some balance to the universe...