Jeff Johnston is a singer/songwriter from Austin,Tx. He likes torturing small animals with chainsaws and manufacturing men's hairpieces with their fur. His favorite color is magneta and his favorite food is pickled egg salad with pigs feet and peanut butter on rye bread. Jeff despises every nationality, especially his own! He spends most of his spare time alone at home playing Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Honkie with a live hog-tied redneck.