Crunchy guitars, pounding rhythm tracks, tormenting keyboards and samples, a lounge-like retro vibe with an industrial flare, insane vocals, power and horror: these are the foundations of the Toledo, Ohio phenomenon known as Lollipop Lust Kill. Commonly referred to as LLK by their minions, this six piece is on a mission to bring the parents of disenchanted, gore-lovin youths to their knees. LLK are slowly spreading their unique blend of mayhem across this nation state by state and pulverizing any and all who witness their havoc. Recently, MP3.com fell victim to the LLK phenomenon as they reigned supreme in the #1 overall metal position for more then a week. Signs of their destruction still remain as LLK routinely rank as one of the top 15 overall metal mp3s downloaded and continue to experience steady sales of their debut record, Motel Murder Madness, an abusive collection that reeks of stalking, sexual mayhem, and murder. Vicious rumors and frenzied parents in the Toledo area forced the band to adopt aliases to protect their families and friends. Guitarist Dead Greg remarked at a recent press conference, 'There is nothing more satisfying than playing music that really pisses off parents.' The musical insanity that LLK creates has been labeled Murder Rock, which is a moniker that the band wears with pride. The Murder Rock labeling stems from the controversial and dark lyrics sung over each mind-exploding track. Lyrically, they bring brutally horrific and realistic films to the people via musically. 'Theres nothing better than a good old fashioned tits and ass horror flick. We just want to write a soundtrack to a couple of our favorite stories both fictional and real life,' exclaimed guitarist Dr. Distorto. The LLK sound has been described by members of the Toledo Press as an impressive genetically mutated offspring from an orgy involving Ministry, Marilyn Manson, White Zombie, Reverend Horton Heat, The Doors, and The Misfits. All of which are admired artists by the band and considered a great compliment. The LLK infusion of influences, combined with a fresh aggressive new edge, infects all who hear it. LLKs bludgeoning live show has opened the stage for Stabbing Westward, Kid Rock, Fuel, Full Devil Jacket, Disturbed, Gravity Kills, Clutch, and Sevendust and regularly assaults Detroit, Chicago, St. Louis, and Toledo. LLK eagerly anticipates serving up its blend of violence, havoc, and mayhem on a worldwide basis. *This warning is for all intelligence-challenged individuals or children. If you actually believe that professional wrestling is real, Britney Spears breasts are real, or that NSynch really sings in live performances then this warning is especially for you. The members or Lollipop Lust Kill (LLK) are six law-abiding individuals, who love their parents, with a morbid curiosity for the macabre or the bizarre and a strange fixation on low budget horror films. Contrary to popular belief, none of the members of LLK are actual killers or dead. Any references to sexual mayhem, violence, and/or murder are purely for entertainment purposes. This means that LLK does not condone harming, raping, killing, or pillaging anyone or anything. LLK is about kick ass rock and roll. Please do not hurt, maim, abuse, or degrade anyone and blame it on LLK.