Educational art rock for animals. Stream of consciouness feeding a river of absurdity emptying into a sea of rock. Mood music for your nervous breakdown. The sountrack to your 5th cup of coffee. Songs that 10-year-olds sing along with in time signatures we can't even figure out. Party music for a mathematics symposium. The musical equivalent of a Disney movie about the effects of constitutional law on quantum mechanics. We do not reinforce what you already know. We do not fit a mood that you already have. We are an open assault on the indie snob scene.