Sweater Villains are:
a) People who got lost on their way to an '80s theme party.
b) The antagonists who are keeping you and your wrong-side-of-the-tracks upbringing from getting the girl.
c) A dangerous cult.
d) The James Spader Fan Club.
e) All of the above.

Sweater Villains play:
a) Punk Rock.
b) Really gay showtunes.
c) A decidedly quirky mix of indie music with clever lyrics.
d) With themselves.
e) All of the above.

Sweater Villains will:
a) Make out with you.
b) Make fun of you.
c) Kick you in the crotch.
d) Sell out at the first opportunity.
e) None of the above.





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