There were 70s bands called the Babys and Child, and there's a retro-synth duo called Adult. So now all we need is an act called the Pensioners and we've got the birth-to-death set. Apparently, the Teenagers, three French non-teens with lots of black hair and Morrissey specs, are obsessed with adolescence, with late-night walks (they've got a track called Sunset Beach), holding hands and snogging in cinemas. Which is all very romantic and platonic. But then they go and add pervy male voiceovers (and simpering female coos) to their lo-fi drone-pop that together sound like a rap-paedo trying to coax a sylph-like nymph (is there any other kind?) into his car, plus they swear all over their music. Take their single Homecoming: "I fucked my American cunt," goes the chorus, while another track is titled We Are The Teenagers/Fuck Nicole. How very rude.